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Aviation Humor Thread

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:D If you know of some please post.

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German Aviation Terms

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German Aviation Terms

AIRCRAFT---Der Fliegenwagen

JET TRANSPORT---Der Muchen Overgrossen Biggenmother Das Ist Fliegen
Highenfaster Mit All Der Mach Und Flightenlevels. (Built by Boeing)

PROPELLER---Der Airfloggen Pushenthruster

ENGINE---Der Noisenmaken Pistonpusher Das Turnens Der Airfloggenfan
Pushenthruster

JET ENGINE---Der Schreemen Skullschplitten Firespitten Smokenmaken
Airpushenbacken Thrustermaker Mit Compressorsqueezen Und Turbinespinnen
Bladenrotors. (Made by Pratt & Whitney)

CONTROL COLUMN---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Schtick

RUDDER PEDALS---Der Tailschwingen Yawmaken Werks

PILOT---Der Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Tailschwingen Werker

PASSENGER---Der Dumbkopf Das Est Strappened En Der Baacken Mit Der Other
Dumbkopfs Das Est Expecten To Leave Undgo On Scheduledtimen Und Arriven mit
Der Luggagebags Somplaceneisen

STUDENT PILOT---Der Dumbkopf Das Learnen Fliegen Un Hopen To Jobenfinden Mit
Der Airlinens

FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR---Der Timenbuilder Mit Less Den 1000 Hrs
Multienginefliegen. Teachen Dumbkopfs To Fliegen Vile Waitenwatchen Fer Der
Letter Mit Der Joboffering Frum United

AIRLINE TRANSPORT PILOT---Das Grosse Overpaiden Und Under Werken
Whinencomplainer Biggen Schmuck Dat Fliegen Mit Das Big Airlinen

PARACHUTE---Der Stringencotten Das Est Usen To Floaten Der Tailschwingen
Pushenpullen Bankenyanken Werker Down To Earthen Ven Der Fliegenwagen Est
Kaputen

FAA---Der Friggenfliegen Dumbkopf Schmucks Das Maken Alder Rulens Und
Regulations

Helicopter --- Der Flingen Wingen Maschinen mit der Floppen Bladens dot ist
Fliegen by der Dumbkopfs vas iss too Stupiden for Knowen dees Maschinens ees
not Safen ver Fliegen.
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Re: Aviation Humor Thread

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My classic face-in-palm personal exchange just after getting my PPL.

ATC: '3ca, radar indicates slow moving targets at your 2 o'clock, possible birds'
ME: 'Sioux Falls approach do you have an altitude on those birds?'
ATC: 'Negative 3CA, their transponders appear to be inop'
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Re: Aviation Humor Thread

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A true story from my CFI when I was getting my PP license.

A student from the flight school was on his cross country solo. He forgot to activate the transponder.
He was cruising at 7500msl when ATC asked him to squawk altitude. So he entered 7500, (hijack code) into the box.
This was pre 911 so he was lucky not get an F16 escort. He did get quite a spanking from ATC though.
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Re: Aviation Humor Thread

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Don wrote:He was cursing at 7500msl...
When I got to this part, I expected a different outcome! :D

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Re: Aviation Humor Thread

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This may have been previously posted, but it is timely! :D

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Re: Aviation Humor Thread

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Which reminded me of this one...

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Re: Aviation Humor Thread

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Chris B wrote:
Don wrote:He was cursing at 7500msl...
When I got to this part, I expected a different outcome! :D

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Opps...I fixed it.
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Re: Aviation Humor Thread

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I will have to share those plates
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Re: Aviation Humor Thread

Post by CFIDave »

Another one:
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